21 November 2006: Morning
By The Morning News
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After almost 25 years of silence, Iraq and Syria restore their diplomatic ties.
Leaked documents show over a third of the West Bank land upon which Israel settlements have been built is privately owned by Palestinians.
Polygamists find mainstream acceptance, at least in Utah.
Caliente Hot Springs Motel no longer the fundamentalist Mormon Vegas.
Even crazier than being Mormon is being French--who don't even bother with getting married anymore (but they're still damn sexy).
Detroit teenager perfects nuclear fusion in basement lab.
Six Muslim Imams taken off plane over passenger concern; TSA training screeners to be more respectful of Sikh daggers.
Fox cancels O.J.'s "If I Did It" book and TV deal--books already printed will be recalled, recycled.
U.S. lags in destruction of its chemical weapons, won't be done until 2023.
As it turns out, Hillary Clinton campaign blew its finances on Senate re-election--and surprisingly little is left over to add to a presidential run.
"It's very clean, and you feel welcome. I'll be sure to use it again before I go home." Tourists just can't get enough of the new Times Square toilet complex.
Popular Iraqi comedian Walid Hassan was killed yesterday in western Baghdad.
Houston schoolchildren cheer at the news their janitors will be returning to work.
Michael Richards flips out on Laugh Factory stage, fires racial epithets at hecklers--but, hey, he got a slot on Letterman.
They said it was the first time an invertebrate species had been seen to display such "humping" behavior, common in higher animals.
