21 September 2006
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: signed up for autumn
Iran President Ahmadinejad's big day in New York: spent 40 minutes questioning the Holocaust, no time left to pick up a new blazer.
At U.N. address, Chavez refers to Bush as "the devil," gets more laughs than gasps.
In pro-democracy "Beirut to Baghdad" speech, Bush stops short on alliteration opportunity, leaves out "Bangkok."
New leaders in Thailand shut down political parties, impose a year of transition.
An estimated 15,000 Hungarians surround the parliament building, demanding the removal of the prime minister; at least three Hungarians try to register the same website.
"Yesterday, we narrowed it to California. Today, we narrowed it to three counties. We're hoping to narrow it down to a field and... to a spinach leaf."
At 37, Boghosian has become one of the nation's most esteemed and creative practitioners of extreme fair food.
Recording the sounds of the underground for a new MTA model subway train.
In Digest, Andrew Womack on the week in Mp3s.
Woman, 84, kept past as concentration camp guard secret, even from her German Jewish husband, now expelled from U.S.
Adopted West Virginian discovers she's an African Princess, for real.
Four draft beers does not excuse, or even explain, panda hugging or biting.
Felony animal torture--a.k.a. decapitating your girlfriend's kitten--gets you two years in the slammer.
Is breakfast the most important meal? Clinical psychologists, neuroscientists, and professors of nutrition, food studies, and public health simply can't agree.
Human stem cells: help restore vision in blind rats, improve cardiac function after a heart attack.
Comparing the many offspring of Gervais: The Office (UK), The Office (U.S.), Le Bureau, and Stromberg.
Choose: Not Your Daughter's Jeans or Mom Jeans (video).
Deadline for applications is tomorrow! Want to be our intern? Apply now!
Video: The Spotnicks, Swedish surf rock.
Sam Brown's Powerbook: hard to kill.