22 April 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: Bar Harbor-like
Wilmington, N.Y.: Local residents report crazed man, equipped with hammer, roaming forests.
French lose credibility in mocking Americans, nominate racist fascist for President over socialist Prime Minister.
Why we love France: Thousands protest nomination of Le Pen.
EU prays France elects Chirac.
Far-right loses faith with Bush, claiming principles of love, tolerance forgotten.
Supreme Court to consider whether judges can assign death penalty post-jury decision.
American Indians fight for accounting practices, $10B from government.
Queen to lead Britain in country-wide sing-along of 'All You Need is Love' during Golden Jubilee, followed by retching.
Perfectly good reason to feel hopeful: Coast guard and fishermen save dog stranded at sea for 19 days. (thanks dennis)
Amazon stunned investors with supply chain reform, feels pressure to boost bottom line again.
Young New York singles use online personals to find true love, get laid frequently.
Google in copyright case with Church of Scientology.
Story of Palestinian taxi driver who shuttles journalists to battle scenes.
Park Slope illustrator of Get Your War On set to retire strip.
AfterDinner relaunches, a place for readers and writers.
When you can't think of anything to say, let Homer say it for you.
