22 August 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 22 Aug 2007 Blackhawk helicopter crash in Iraq kills 14 American soldiers. Congress forces CIA to release document analyzing pre-Sept. 11 intelligence weaknesses; ACLU forces White House to release political protest action plans. Everyone except Mother Earth wins when Brazil resettles urban homeless to virgin rain forest. Russia can't get enough of Dear Leader shirtless. Nepal slashes "royalty fees" to encourage wintertime Everest attempts. If the California State Fair "Dancing with the Bulls" event lives up to its name, what's the problem? "Women love me." World's oldest dad fathers son's wife's child. Message to Harvard: Laurie Lindeen will be reading tonight at the Coop with special musical guest Dave Minehan. The King('s stolen handgun) is alive in a port-a-potty in Memphis. High School Musical, high school musicals still not cool. South Park creators animate the teaching of comparative religionist Alan Watts. Arm wrestling machine recalled after breaking opponents' arms, presumedly not on the chihuahua setting. Maserati ownership usually not correlated with complete indifference as to car's whereabouts. The stylish way to enter your 80s is driving a Model A Ford. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."
