22 February 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 22 Feb 2007 After nearly 40 years of volleying the issue, Wimbledon decides to offer equal prize money to male and female players. Finishing school teaches potential NFL-draftees that it's Mr. Coach to you. Is baseball's newest pitch, the "gyroball," a myth or Boston's secret weapon? The Humble Farmer, Maine's answer to Garrison Keillor, finds folksy self in hot water over controversial political views. Adolescent chimpanzees poke at prey with sticks; downstair neighbor prefers cavalry sword. KFC offers fish for Lent, papal blessing pending. Non-kosher: The comprehensive guide to eating your way through the Year of the Pig. New Zealand having calamari tonight. How does one go about becoming Batman? Start with a small dose of autism. Science applied to explaining soap opera plot twists. Why are British actors better? Theatrical heritage, says a self-hating Yankee. Plus those accents. U.S. has been missing its posse comitatus since October.
