22 January 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 22 Jan 2007 China won't respond to U.S. inquires about its successful anti-satellite missile test. Physically attractive candidates don't always do better in the polls--in fact, being too good-looking can be a hindrance. "It's the Jamestown of Virginia Beach." New 17th century English settlement discovered in Virginia. This year the hired entertainment at the White House Correspondents' dinner is Rich Little, who wants everyone to know he's a safe bet. The Unabomber wrangles with the federal government over the ownership of his papers, including drafts of the manifesto. "I have been depicting people in and around the home because that is where people let their guard down and perhaps reveal their most authentic selves." In today's TMN Gallery, what the neighbors are up to. Consumers can't seem to get enough probiotics--that is, until it starts to make their food taste awful. You could say Republicans in Northern Virginia are getting used to putting their foots in their mouths, but that probably wouldn't include enough racial slurs. "I play all the roles. Even the dog." Persepolis comes to theaters. Rapidly expanding Coachella Festival lineup gives music fans little to bitch about--yet. Two Irish islands argue over which one gets to have a Father Ted festival.