22 July 2003

New York's currently: razzmatazz

Jessica Lynch returns home to West Virginia.

Pay toilets come to New York, editorials rife with plumping, fecal puns.

Amy Sedaris has an apartment built for a rabbit, really, designed by Todd Oldham.

With Gay Weddings, Boy Meets Boy, and the runaway popularity of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, is Bravo officially the gay channel?

From Picasso to Pollack at the Guggenheim looks great. But is the jester truly a symbol of absurdism in the post-war psychoscape? We may never know; but it sounded great on the train this morning.

We knew that tomato sauce was protective against certain tumors, but we certainly didn't expect that pizza as a whole would provide such strong protection. Eating pizza cuts risk for cancer.

Maybe you only needed one, but here's 525 reasons to dump Bush.

Following it up with Mountain Dew-branded Amp is what really jumpstarted my own private gotterdammerung with its flavor that at first made me think, distantly, of the Shirley Temples I enjoyed as a lad. Josh Allen samples energy drinks.

Hydrogen cars are unnecessary because the same effects can be achieved through other technologies, experts say.

Appendix: The Sound and the Furry, a Goldilocks parody, wins Faux Faulkner contest.

Earlash: A Very Good Music Site.

Survey says there are 70 sextrillion stars.