22 July 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 22 Jul 2010 Greece pays drivers $130,000 a year to run trains that are frequently empty. Researchers launch three-month, 8,000-mile trip from Italy to China with driverless cars. Wells Fargo ATM manager explains difficulty of maintaining machines in Antarctica. Unions hire minimum-wage workers to host protests. Part three of the Post's intelligence series: N.S.A. employees want to live near good schools. Video: Kant in three minutes (once you've recovered from saying "Kant"). Knowing that peak experiences are readily available may increase one's tendency to take daily life's small pleasures for granted. Twitter mood map reveals west coast is happier than east; people are unhappiest Thursday nights. Interview with a degree-accredited professional clown. What we lose in mystery we gain in awe. Neuroscientist not just equivalent to his body. TMN's Todd Levin recounts what it was really like backstage when Conan got screwed. Related: Todd's post-Tonight Show unemployment guide; Todd on live studio tapings. Hooker calls screenwriter from his own office demanding money; screenwriter finds idea for his big hit TV show. Slideshow of divorce ranches from the Mad Men era. Instapaper: The worst thing you've done is now the first thing everyone knows about you. Birnbaum on the books of July--David Mitchell and beyond.