22 June 2005 By The Morning News — 22 Jun 2005 New York's currently: fending off real-estate agents Condoleezza Rice responds to latest assassination by Syria: "Knock it off." Ex-Klan leader found guilty yesterday of killing three civil-rights workers in 1964. Social Security Administration admits it allowed FBI agents to rifle through its files after Sept. 11. The solar sail is somewhere in space, but nobody knows where. Patrick Henry College--where evangelicals learn to be politicians. Related: Home-schooled children want public-school activities. Iraqi insurgents' bombs appear to be getting not only more sophisticated--but deadlier. Common virus recognizes cancer cells, kills them, and has no effect on healthy cells. In Union Square, world's largest popsicle melts, causes world's largest kiwi-strawberry mess. U.S. Psychological Operations forces were researching invisibility, levitation, telekinesis, walking through walls, and even killing goats just by staring at them. Operation Yellow Elephant--recruiting College Republicans and Young Republicans for military service. A preview of how The Onion will look in 2056. Your computer is too puny to handle this future. Fascinating: Old photos of shopping malls. "They all seem to go for that organic stuff. Italians would never go for that." Brooklynites remember the moment their neighborhoods changed. Video: Tom Cruise kills Oprah. Don't use the drinking fountains: The worst parks in New York.
