22 March 2005 By The Morning News — 22 Mar 2005 New York's currently: dawdling and sunning Federal judge refuses to reinsert Terry Schiavo's feeding tube. Physicians balk when Senate Majority Leader (and M.D.) Bill Frist offers a diagnosis of Schiavo's vegetative state. E.U. takes U.S. lead and holds off on plans to drop arms embargo on China. On the hunt for soldier material, Army officials bump the maximum age for National Guard recruits from 34 to 39. Ten killed and over a dozen wounded when a Minnesota teenager kills his grandparents and then opens fire at his high school. Rubella eliminated in the U.S. Transferring from the hardware department, employee opens West Indian restaurant on the third floor of the Flatbush Sears. As the good news on green passes scientific muster, green-tea makers serve up piping hot marketing plans. The Guardian launches new newspaper, The Zimbabwean. Parishioners at Brooklyn church put names of suspected drug dealers in offering plates. Active cultures in yogurt can kill bad breath. Vintage MG posters. (Use the links at the top for more retro automotive goodness.) How to build your own A Team. The official 3M instructions on how to make a duct-tape wallet. Thirteen things that do not make sense and one that does.