22 March 2010: Afternoon By The Morning News — 22 Mar 2010 Haiti struggles to find 40,000 dwellings for 200,000 people currently in flood- or mudslide-prone areas. Israelis want Stanley Tunick to come shoot them naked; labour minister Noked gives his support. AIPAC leader: "Jerusalem is not a settlement. Jerusalem is the capital of Israel." If the stupidity of the settlements is obvious to most American Jews, it is not to the majority of Israelis. Employment conditions for Somali pirates--e.g., possessing a firearm earns a pirate a "class A" share. The concept of general conditions of contracts seemed not to be known. Profile of NGOs and governance gone haywire in south Sudan. Young: Those who blame massacres on gay soldiers should be mindful of superb gay commanders. "The Secret Life of the Gay American Basketball Player." The madness of March as found on coaches', players' Twitter feeds. Video: Young Ben Affleck demonstrates how to play a breakdown. Pictures of rivers as seen from space; even better: stunning "Earth art" as found in Google Maps. Most people who describe themselves as "tattoo models" have other sources of income. R.I.P. Liz Carpenter, Texas humorist and aide to the Johnsons Instapaper for the commute: War of the alt-weekly newspapers in San Francisco.
