23 April 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 23 Apr 2007 Boris Yeltsin dead at age 76 from a reported heart attack. Virginia Tech killer was an avid eBay user, even purchasing bullet clips there. We've heard about the dead, but what about the 30 Virginia Tech wounded? San Francisco's mayor reaffirms city's status as a "sanctuary" and promises no help in federal immigration raids. Proposed Dream Act to give undocumented high schoolers temporary U.S. residency if they are headed towards college or the military. The logistics of Nigerian voter fraud explained. Another Spring, another "first integrated prom" story. Hillary plans to instate Bill as the nation's newest top-cheerleader. Even so, Clinton's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy on homosexuals will have to go. Girly drinks may have special disease-fighting powers, but drinking too many may raise your risk of breast cancer. Craigslist's Craig invites you to birdwatch off his back porch. YouTube'er who promised the world a friendly chat gives up after call 5,000 or so. Former anorexic joins the Calorie Restriction Society to prove calorie restriction is its own kind of eating disorder Over the weekend, limbo ceased to exist.
