23 May 2005 By The Morning News — 23 May 2005 New York's currently: nice weather only during work hours Iranian Guardian Council cuts presidential ballot, offers six pre-fab, conservative choices. Toe-tags suggest that the number killed in the Uzbekistan prison break and demonstration is much higher than the government admits. Characteristic "pup-tent" effect could be clearly seen when patient finally took hands out of pants pockets. Ian Frazier seeks treatment for the male condition. When classic novels are rewritten using simpler words, perhaps it's the story that wins in the end. Secret videos emerge of North Koreans showing their own public dissidence. New bill in North Carolina stirs up debate over which side of the state has the more authentic barbecue. Related: Barbecue is a Noun, the videos. The locations where many television shows were supposed to take place, and where their exterior shots were filmed. Are you a master editor? Take this quiz and find out. On the "Calvino Effect" and the many ways it manifests itself. George Lucas wishes he could hunt down every copy and destroy it. It's the Star Wars Holiday Special and you can watch scenes from it here. The strange story of the hipster who stole a photo from a Williamsburg art gallery and went to prison for it. Soldier blogs weighty concerns as he readies for another trip to Iraq. It's the new puzzle that's keeping everybody up at night--Sudoku. Audio of the voiced-over transmission for the blind of the Simpsons. Many steps on how to order a drink in a busy bar.