23 May 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 23 May 2011 Photos of the tornado that killed at least 89 in Missouri. Breakdown of Obama's luggage for Europe trip: 1,500 people and an operating theater. Obama says Guinness in Ireland is better than in the States. In Paris or Rome, could an African immigrant have obtained a swift response from the police to her complaint of sexual assault? Op: Housekeepers are regularly sexually accosted; all hotel employees are tired of seeing naked guests. In Moscow, if your license plate is missing, it means you're being tailed--a journalist's tale. Op: Eventually you will should be able to get the Times and the Journal for a single online subscription. Meet the hand model who's holding Tina Fey's face on her book cover. Long read: How Roger Ailes failed to build a strong Republican candidate for 2012. Ten great commencement addresses (see also: delivereads sends good articles to your Kindle). Slidshow: Embossed disposable aluminum plates. Yarn bombing--when "that most matronly craft" is applied to graffiti. "Clever" = thinks it's being clever. J. Robert Lennon translates book blurbs. Day Glow Freaks: 12 songs created entirely from Steely Dan samples.