24 August 2001
"Waiting for Guffman" edition"It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car.": Bush says U.S. will withdraw from AMB Treaty, though at "a time convenient to America." "People say, 'You must have been the class clown.' And I say, 'No, I wasn't.' But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.": Elizabeth Dole being primed for Jesse Helms's vacant, stretched chair. "Blaine is the stool capital of the world": Priest claims Philippine government working alongside hostage-holding rebels. "Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a 'Remains of the Day' lunchbox they're a lot happier.": All seventh-graders in Maine will soon have a laptop.
"People don't like to have fire poked, poked into their noses.": Citizens worry that putting public records online has gone too far. "Well, then, I just hate you, and I hate your ass face!": Survey finds AOL to be the least trusted company on the Web. "It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.": New Mercury Rev album streaming over Neumu. "If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line": Photoshop Tennis: 9am--Noon. "We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts": Watch Manhattan's skyline change over time.
"People don't like to have fire poked, poked into their noses.": Citizens worry that putting public records online has gone too far.