24 June 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 24 Jun 2008 Following a meeting, Iraqi council member fires on U.S. soldiers, killing two. Obama camp works to soundly rebut rumors that he was Muslim--without offending Muslims. Photographing secret government satellites is one method of political discourse. I agree that a terrorist attack would be likely to help John McCain...this may well be the aim of the terrorists. In Bali, terrorists continue operations from prison with ease. Terror-themed restaurant opens in Lebanon, serves R.P.G sandwiches. "This...is the greatest day of my life." Inside the minds of free-range chickens and other animals. Map depicts the percentage of countries' G.D.P.s that flow back to immigrants' homelands. "I wanna play a priest who strangles children." Kevin Smith remembers George Carlin. Big improvements on math, reading exams for N.Y.C. kids prompt critics to question scores. Worldwide, microbes are attacking historic landmarks; somewhere, M. Night Shyamalan got an idea for a new movie. Astronomers scour The Odyssey, posit the exact date of Odysseus's return from the Trojan War. I guess I'm old-fashioned; I like a guy to email first. TMN's Sarah Hepola on booty-call text messages. Love sonnets for the modern age.
