25 May 2007: Afternoon

  • Israel assures Palestinians that missiles aimed at PM's house weren't intended for him.
  • Senators question fairness of parole program that grants some Iraqis asylum in days, instead of months or years.
  • Latest push against the use of lethal injections comes after prison staff spends over two hours finding an Ohio inmate's vein.
  • France's new "super-minister" of immigration, integration, national identity, and co-development plans wants to give immigrants $8,000 to go home.
  • Economically speaking, how much of a jerk do you have to be to oppose immigration? Here's the math.
  • Looking for evidence the economy is overheating, Swedish bank points to dog yoga, Rolex stores too busy to take calls.
  • Also: Norway seeks ethical investment of oil billions, American ambassador sad it means no Wal-Mart.
  • NIH stops breeding chimps for financial, not animal rights, reasons.
  • “Right now, I have no time for films and photographs that require me to constantly trim my hair, beard, moustache and primp myself up every day.??? Castro's back.
  • Burma's pro-democracy Suu Kyi, under house arrest for 11 of the past 18 years, has her sentence extended.
  • British court rules that Cold War evictions of Chagos islanders to make way for an American base was an "abuse of power." (A 2003 FAQ on the case.)
  • Stanford's fake freshman discovered three weeks before summer vacation.
  • "At this point, we don't know if it will be a deterrent or an attractant." Sacramento's latest plan is to shoo resident whales away with fire hoses.
  • Salem witches petition city councilors for psychic licensing board.
  • I expect to see £2,000 on the table and a lot more on the way. Judge writes a happy ending in the case of a jilted bride left homeless and pregnant by a conman.