25 May 2007: Morning
By The Morning News
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Congress passes war bill free of troop withdrawal deadlines, Bush emits happiness.
Op: Bush says al Qaeda is after our children, and maybe even one reporter's chow.
Sadr returns to Iraq, denounces "evil trio" of U.S., Britain, and Israel.
Prosecutors in L.I. slavery case allege wife/overseer's mother offered the victims a bribe, then a threat.
Scientists say fetuses exposed to common chemicals can develop health problems later in life, including diabetes, thyroid disorders, and prostate cancer.
"Pregnant women need more evidence and less advice." Citing research that pregnant women are over-boozing, U.K. Health Dept. issues strict advice.
Cornwall man breaks sleepless record, credits tea, raw food--though surprisingly, not massive amounts of LSD.
The Onion: "Amazing Medical Discovery to Add Years of Fish-Oil Consumption to Man's Life."
Creation Museum opens this weekend in Petersburg, Ky.--no dioramas of Jesus riding a Triceratops.
Movies that feature a child driving a car.
Video: The trailer for Control, the Joy Division movie that will launch a thousand Ian Curtis Facebook avatars.
Cemeteries wine, dine prospective residents, hoping to woo them away from the lure of cremation.
"He did a little tap dance on it, completely destroying it," said Lama Chuck Stanford.
