25 October 2002

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New York's currently: switching gears, changing lanes

Two suspects arrested in D.C. sniper killings. Related: Who is John Allen Muhammad? Related: The NRA opposes ballistic fingerprinting.

Chechen rebels free eight children from Russian theater. Related: What it's like inside the siege.

Reuters becomes The Onion: 'Videotape of Girls Locker Room Probed.'

Images and descriptions of everyday peoples proposals for the World Trade Center reconstruction, from CNN. [via ir]

When trick-or-treaters come to your door, tell them you are no different than the Lord Jesus when it comes to playing host to sinners. Then, take them into your basement (where the heater is set as hot as it will go) and torture them. Halloween tips for Christians.

What did it buy?

Wine may be less likely than beer or sprits to cause cirrhosis of the liver. Related: Find out for yourself at the TMN party.

Kill twenty minutes with Eric Myer's "Stereotypes" face-morpher. [via wdik]

Small Stories Online: Comics to make love to.

Dog shoots man. Related: Man bites dog. (old news)

Mac dorks don't want rumors...they want crazy rumors. Related: Ellen Feiss look-alike competition.