26 April 2005 By The Morning News — 26 Apr 2005 New York's currently: some people's home, you stupid tourists who can't walk a block without camera-phoning! Lawmakers enjoyed $16 million in privately financed trips since 2000; Lawmakers, watching DeLay, realize they're in deep doo-doo. Last Syrian soldiers quit Lebanon. America's attitude towards trade with China suggests protectionism. Porn is so popular in American culture, teenagers figure it's not even, like, porn. Op: Diagnosis in psychiatry may be harmful to patients. New York pursues brand extension as "the world's second home." Hello. I'd like you to know I personally selected the enclosed vibrator for you. Letters to Iraqi women accompanying gifts of sex toys. Fascinating account of how simulators are changing the training of doctors. Journalists fired for drinking while reporting story on beer pong. Ian McEwan on global warming: Well-meaning intellectual movements have a hard time absorbing inconvenient data. Stories from the Plaza Hotel. Photo: Abandoned theme parks. Water from the Hudson River purified and enjoyed, though a bit salty. Catalog of poetry in film. Kung-fu birthday party for Sifu Shi Yan Ming involves lots of "special water," and Wesley Snipes. Dispatch from the 2005 Alternative Press Expo. Frenchman who claimed Nemo was his creation first loses to Disney. Marines tell stories of needing armor and men. Toilet duties. That's where you come in. Always entertaining, the London Review of Books classifieds.