26 April 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 26 Apr 2011 European scientists study volcano ash effects, demonstrate last year's airspace shutdown was justified. Now that Gaudi's cathedral is finished--130 years late--Barcelonans can begin debating the building's authenticity. International Criminal Court Justice pauses hearing to ask attorneys to shed their wigs. For countries with very poor levels of governance...small improvements in such things as law enforcement, stability and security lead to more piracy. Designers take back animated gifs, give them a "whisper of life." Psychological and marketing proof that losing teams (i.e., BoSox) inspire loyalty. Two iConsumers file a lawsuit against Apple over geographic tracking data. Doing the math on George Jetson's nine-hour workweek: Hard workers would become wealthy, rock stars unimaginably so. Souls have no sexes, nor while those only are concerned can anything that's criminal intrude. Sex advice from the 17th century. After 280 attempts, Roger Ebert wins the New Yorker caption contest. Photos from the 2nd 8th Annual Grilled Cheese Invitational in LA. The world's last typewriter factory shutters.
