26 August 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 26 Aug 2010 The Journal stitches BP documents, public testimony, and new interviews to recreate Deepwater Horizon's final hours. The farmer at the center of the salmonella outbreak has a history of legal tussles over selling contaminated eggs. "Where are the bulls?" The new land of opportunity for refugees: American farms. A trip to the N.Y. Civil Court confirms immigrants no longer Americanize their names. For this month's "Of Recent Note," tell us your hot summer jam from this or any summer. Pakistan blocks extremist groups from flood relief. Though rumors of imminent attacks on aid workers in Pakistan are unfounded, relief security has been on lockdown. Iran cracks down on dog owners imitating Westerners who "love their dogs more than their wives and children." Defense secretary considers cracking down on military band spending. The British screenwriter who wrote 1966's Casino Royale was under MI5 investigation for engaging with the enemy. "It turns out" turns out to be a linguistic trick that trains readers to bypass logic. Op: Polyamory may be a natural trait, but emotions keep it in check. Arguments against consequentialism show Peter Parker is not morally responsible to be Spider-Man.