26 February 2002

  • Zimbabwe opposition leaders charged with treason; U.S. calls allegations slander in campaign against Mugabe's competition.
  • Israel and Palestine wait for U.S. endorsement of Saudi peace plan.
  • Washington lawyer, on judge's instructions, hacks into Indian Affairs Bureau and exposes flaws; Robert Redford to play lead in film version, with team of wily hackers featuring River Phoenix, Sidney Poitier.
  • NYC tax assessors charged with 35-year scheme of bribes taken to alter commercial property values.
  • NC soldiers killed by sheriff in training exercise; story reveals civilians near Fort Bragg often involved in mock battles.
  • Much better, fuller version of above story on The Wall Street Journal. [sub. req.]
  • English bankers fired for spending $62,700 on dinner
  • --mostly on wine--and later attempted to expense bill to clients; new survey comparing value of investment bankers's work to salary levels killed by five men at center of earth.
  • Good suspense writing requires lying to the reader, lots of lightning.
  • Times Magazine writer Finkel--fired for inventing characters--defends recent article as an attempt for "something beautiful."
  • Shine02 launches for Amnesty International; look for FISCHERSPOONER piece.
  • The Magnetic Fields's Stephen Merritt loves Cole Porter, gay bars, and ocarinas.
  • It is not recommended to swallow harmonicas; it is less recommended to put them in your mouth.