26 January 2007: Morning By The Morning News — 26 Jan 2007 After months of figuring out ways to not fight back, the White House authorized troops in Iraq to kill or capture Iranian operatives. In Iraq, Sadr and his followers back off from violence--though U.S. officials can only guess as to why. Suicide bomber kills himself, one other person in attack at Pakistan hotel. As bans on affirmative action go into effect, colleges seek new ways to attract minorities--dressing up in afro wigs and getting drunk on malt liquor is a poor start. "They are still eating and bathing, and some cases driving. They are still consuming. They have a life." Marketers target the poor. Researchers find a specific brain injury ceases a person's desire to smoke--still, there must be easier ways to quit. Following yesterday's burst of sectarian violence, Lebanese army ends curfew in a nervous Beirut. Love is... stabbing a mountain lion through the eye with a ballpoint pen to save your husband. Lacking missing children, Welsh farmers put themselves on milk cartons. Australians increasingly uncomfortable with their own national day. Has anyone noticed that Kofi left the building?
