26 July 2007: Afternoon
By The Morning News
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Latest Tour de France doping casualty is Michael Rasmussen, yellow jersey-bearer for the past nine days.
Team Type 1 hopes to field an entire team of diabetic cyclists within five to seven years.
They both saw the same thing at detonation--the bones in their arms. Former Marines remember live nuclear tests.
Donated solar cookers envisioned as way to end systematic rape in Darfur.
Sacred status won't save Welsh cow from sacrifice. (Minute-by-minute coverage.)
Fourteen-year-old nephew, other inexperienced types, not best choice to perform your prostate surgery.
Top Gear host systematically insults every car and nation in the world.
Fearing corrupt cops will chase off tourists, Tijuana introduces a "no-ticket" highway to the coast.
Robot Chicken's head writers on how to curate your in-cubicle action figure collection.
"I have in front of me the plaster cast of the breast of Pauline Bonaparte." Venus Victrix's 200-year-old chest is more realistic than previously thought.
Font junkies, Photoshop jockeys, and color coordinators: TMN is still accepting applications for our Design Intern position.
Weekly World News shutters its print edition; don't worry, Bat Boy is still available online.
Not for entomophobics: close-up, magnified photos of insects.
Milan airport shuts down over rampant bunny problem.
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