26 March 2008: Afternoon By The Morning News — 26 Mar 2008 Americans have realized that they have perhaps talked with one man [in Pakistan] for too long. Eight "worst" foods in America. Profile of CrossFit: "forging elite fitness" with daily exercise routines, not meant for "Stairmaster chumps." German right leader charged for publishing pamphlets advocating whites-only football team. Print for the commute: Recent Georgian interdictions suggest the trade in Russian nuclear materials is more than a trickle. In case you missed it, the saga and footnotes of how paparazzi track Britney Spears. Another must-read: post-kidnapping, Paul Salopek's story of becoming Sahelian (see also his story of being held captive). Violence of the heart was the only kind that he could tolerate for long. Anthony Lane on David Lean, director of Lawrence of Arabia, Doctor Zhivago. Despite all the big brains wearing beards, having facial hair in the lab is a no-no. Your portrait rendered in cufflinks. In Japanese advertising, URLs are out and search terms are in. Regardless of one's interpretation of the results, the experimental benefit of napping seems clear. Emails sent by mothers. Today in TMN: What happens to your apartment when you die? What do you know about Steve Winwood? What does Hornby think of Díaz? Also in today's Tournament of Books: Meet the zombies.