26 March 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 26 Mar 2008 In Baghdad and Basra, violence takes a sharp upswing--ceasefire, Green Zone threatened. It took the Pentagon 18 months to figure out it had sent secret nuclear fuses to Taiwan instead of helicopter batteries. Doctors divided on the validity of a lung cancer prevention study after learning it was sponsored by cigarette makers. When you eat nanotechnology, you could eat a cheeseburger that reduces your cholesterol. This season of Afghan Star will do more for women's rights than all the millions of dollars we have spent on public service announcements for women's rights on TV. Italian police raid circus, save sisters forced to swim with piranhas, lie with snakes. A bad movie made on an epic, lavish scale, is the cultural equivalent of leprosy. In search of the worst movie of all time. The seven most predictable words of book reviewing. Nine ways to live long and prosper. Serious travelers make it to the seventh continent, stinky penguins and all. Phony Craigslist ad puts everything on Oregon man's property up as free for the taking--and it was taken. Video: For next Easter, ways to eliminate a chocolate bunny. Swift Kids for Truth.
