27 April 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 27 Apr 2011 With fewer Japanese cars entering the US market due to disaster recovery, rivals look toward boosting production. Gitmo Wikileaks reveal al Qaeda plot to cut down the Brooklyn Bridge--Kelly deemed it "doable." The Times on why it was denied the latest WikiLeaks, and why Assange no longer controls the floodgates. Tell the aliens to bring gold: An underfunded SETI goes into hibernation. The advantageous confluence of a career in roller derby and benign joint hypermobility. For 50 years, secretaries and technology have been fighting for the same job. Copy editor's pick: 11 grammatically incorrect movie titles. "Your wife has single-handedly turned the White House into a brothel." Larry Flynt explains how presidents' sex lives changed history. Long read: Former pro runner champions the web for bringing fans close to their heroes the way sports journalism never could. What if the characters of Broadway's The Importance of Being Earnest traveled through a time warp and woke up on the beach with...the gang of MTV's "Jersey Shore"? Tereza is an ambitious photo journalist who's as sexy as she is talented. The classics as bodice-rippers. Remembering a much less royal wedding. Photos of dads, the original hipsters.