27 August 2007: Morning

Thanks for the ride, Bert: Gonzales resigns.

Army lures new recruits with $20,000 to enter basic by the end of September--aka, the end of the fiscal year.

With fewer foreign fighters able to enter Iraq, insurgents are enlisting children, and U.S. detention facilities are filling with pre-teens.

After a California judge forbade him from staking out places where children gather, pedophile says he'll leave the state and its "Orwellian protocol."

Fairfax County knew the Va. Tech shooter had an anxiety disorder that needed treatment, though never informed the university of it.

Pre-orders for O.J. Simpson's If I Did It launch the book into Barnes & Noble.com's top 50, even though they say they won't stock it in stores.

Nielsen releases Spanish-language television from niche-market status.

Since 1992, there have been 17 women authors featured in The New Yorker's "Shouts & Murmurs"--and none since 2004.

Video: Miss Teen South Carolina has trouble answering.

Dog rescued from Katrina is now at the center of a custody battle

In the 19th century, a world power got a reputation for exporting substandard items, some even tainted: the United States.

Deutsche cleanup worker says she was berated for wearing an asbestos mask, others were eating donuts without washing hands.

Debuting at this weekend's Texas State Fair: the Deep Fried Latte.

Not having a male companion will also reduce the chance of pregnancy. Ellie Kemper's hassle-free recipes for the gal on the go.