27 February 2007: Morning
By The Morning News
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Overcoming sectarian disagreements, Iraqi cabinet agrees on guidelines to distribute oil revenue to regions based on population--except "no accurate census exists."
Cheney visits, reprimands Pakistan, gets a harsh response; Cheney visits U.S. base in Afghanistan, nearby suicide bomber kills up to 14.
A 41-cent "forever" postage stamp, protected against future price hikes, is under review by the Postal Service.
One way of determining the country of origin on a cache of weapons found in Iraq: Read the side of the box.
If doctors placed bets on diagnoses, those sticking to classic diseases with quirky symptoms, as opposed to quirky diseases with classic symptoms, would win 9 times out of 10.
For conditions that require constant medication, researchers develop an artificial, drug-delivering tooth.
Driver may have been using his laptop at the time of a fatal car crash.
Schoolteacher hoping to buy pot mistakenly texts a Kentucky State Trooper.
Derek Jeter's new Topps baseball card has superimposed shots of President Bush in the stands, Micky Mantle in the dugout.