27 February 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 27 Feb 2008 In Ohio, debate host Russert channels SNL, hurls beanballs at Clinton, serves meat to Obama. Ahem: a list of baseball jargon. Movies based on board games: their past and (dubious) future. Arguments for both sides on whether reading your news online is better (or worse) for the environment. Artist Neil Harbisson uses sound to identify paint colors, via the villainous-sounding Eyeborg. Eschew RGB values and spectrums: Name that color. He was arrested in possession of two cellophane-wrapped roses. Italy's gentlemanly robber leaves flowers, steals money. Surgeon charged with hastening a patient's death in order to harvest his organs sooner. History, literature survey shows children not left behind should have been held back a grade. Munich day-care center shut down for preaching Scientology to the kids. Unless Michael Jackson can pony up $25 million, Neverland Ranch will be foreclosed and sold. Man places 50p birthday bet, becomes a millionaire; Kevin Guilfoile's advice for betting on TMN's Tournament of Books. TMN's John Warner needs your help--today--in defeating Glen Beck. Four steps to starting your own country.