27 January 2006 By The Morning News — 27 Jan 2006 New York's currently: forced occasionally to recover from the night before With Hamas throne-ensconced, Israel's likely to go unilateral. U.S. and China agree Russia can control Iran's nuke fuel, but Iran's disappointed; U.S. and Iran agree to ban gay rights groups from U.N, and Iran's thrilled. More companies phasing out retirement option. Any citizens not clear that lobbyists bought your representatives long ago? Tunnel eight football fields long discovered connecting U.S. and Mexico. The lamp was expensive. Mario cleans his weapon. Selections from reading primers used in Cuba. Terrifying spokeschildren. No one--no one--embarrasses Oprah (video here). Earn $1000 if you can prove the first scene in James Frey's My Friend Leonard is true. Sanger: Alito's testimony is no better than a fictionalized memoir, especially when it comes to Roe. Bad landlords we have known. Same amount of Americans who approve of Bush's eavesdropping possess a favorable view of the Democrats. How journalists cope when kidnapped. When Janet Cardiff has a new installation, you are required to attend. All the lost books you will never read (and all the existing Danish literature you've never heard of, now officially canonized). Last day to recommend your Rooster picks! Tracing primitivism from Mozart to the Sex Pistols. No minimalist, Pete Doherty arrested twice in the same day for drugs. London males. Aspiring Sophisticates. Babe-pulling young gentlemen. People the tobacco industry tried to reach in the late '90s. Hamburger cookbooks reviewed.