27 June 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: tired, frustrated, delirious, pissed, sad, doubtful, convinced of bad things, on the wrong side of a bed, sick of hot weather, New York, the news, politics, pundits, critics, any music but Oasis, and, most of all, the stupid stupid stupid Internet.
Aroused giraffe jumps off cliff after killing U.S. Pastor in luxury hotel.
Palestinian Authority to hold elections in January, Arafat will probably run. Related: Bush will cut aid if Palestinians elect Arafat again, as they did, in great numbers, in 1996.
Federal appeals court finds 'under God' in Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, inserted to fight 'atheistic communism.' Related: Good resource on religion and the founding of the U.S.
Senate finds $814M for Bush's missile defense system, Democrats politely ask President to concentrate on anti-terror programs.
The Sexual Observer: New York Orgies: expensive, popular, and mundane. Also, Yale porn shot at Columbia.
