27 June 2008: Afternoon By The Morning News — 27 Jun 2008 Neo-conservatives "apoplectic" over Condoleezza Rice's emerging North Korea deal. There's a guy running for president who knows who Jay-Z is. What's on Obama's iPod? People holding degrees from Harvard or Yale...constitute 83 percent of the presidential nominees of the past 20 years. Ivy League schools are teaching students to be "excellent sheep" who cater to the status quo. Spanish Parliament approves "human rights" for apes. Protected red-winged blackbirds go on spree of attacks in Chicago; citizens advised to "stare back into its eyes." North Pole projected to be ice-free this summer. How Haagen-Dazs really does depend on the bumblebee to make ice cream. Video: If American Apparel had TV ads, they'd be like this; and like this, they wouldn't be safe for work. Op: So what's so bad about having a pregnancy pact, anyway? Americans lose jobs in the U.K., where a third of people believe the U.S. is a "force for evil." Taipei skyscraper contains "earthquake bell" to act as a counterweight against seismic shifts. Video: Another "public freezing" incident, this time in a Taco Bell. No Country for Raising Arizona: Scene similarities between Coen Brothers' movies.