27 March 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 27 Mar 2007 Tony Snow, White House spokesperson, faces cancer for a second time. Police find missing British woman's body in a sand-filled Japanese bathtub. Almost 40 percent of the Japanese, including married couples, have not had sex in the past month. Burma unveils a new capital city (restaurants and shops not included). Subway hero seeks to void contract signing away 50 percent of future hero profits. ONN: The Onion launches 24-hour online news network. In today's ToB Semifinals, Sasha Frere-Jones decides between Atkinson and Pynchon--and we announce the Zombie Round competitors! Also: The Book Standard on the ToB. The San Francisco Museum of Modern Art uncovers a hidden Picasso. Ladies: Into the kitchen and back to making sandwiches, lest we all die young. Cuisses de grenouille for a family of four discovered in Australia. Thirty percent of U.S. households refuse the internet; online mocking made easier with knowledge that they will never see it. Wired's annual list of the world's most innovative companies. YouTube whips together an awards show: OK GO and "Ask a Ninja" clean up. I might be a fan of her son, but Mrs Harrison was evidently a fan of my mother. The quiet Beatles' mom gets a penpal. U.K. skeptical as that whole Whole Foods-thing crosses the pond. Highest British court rules even the very drunk capable of consenting to sex.
