27 May 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: finally seeing sunlight
Bush offers aid for Palestinians, back-slaps for Abbas, and warnings for Israel.
Op: "Their meeting demonstrated once again the tightrope Mr. Bush walks as he tries to engineer peace in the region, a situation in which he is less a quarterback than a cheerleader."
Military investigation uncovers "mishandling" of Koran, yet no flushing is found.
Iran gets a thank-you for agreeing to halt its nuclear program with an invite to talk about joining the World Trade Organization.
Eighteenth person killed in New York's rash of hit-and-run accidents.
Their freshman year at the Naval Academy began three weeks before September 11, 2001, and now it's graduation day.
British Medical Journal proposes cutting down on stabbing crimes--by only making knives with rounded tips.
Prince Edward Island suicide hotline decides to be open only from 9 to 5.
Darth Vader knows what you're thinking and we're not positive yet, but Indy might too.
Ways you can argue down a Creationist.
Brilliant site and ethos at Notenuf Records, including whose excellent, free "digi-rec," features musical goodness from Dead Whale Tide and A Tiger Named Lovesick.
What if James Dean hadn't died?
Helpful: A guide to microwave-safe containers.
Video: Joe Pernice does indie rock Cribs. [via waxy]
Not sure. So what does it look like to you? The Phallic Logo Awards.
"My 8th Grade Dance: An Open Apology."