27 May 2011: Weekend By The Morning News — 27 May 2011 Prisons struggle to contain smuggling of an opiate treatment that often arrives inside children's drawings. Scientists find rampant fish mislabeling in markets, restaurants; U.S. diners can soon trace beef via DNA. Analysis of lunar magma shows there's water inside the Moon. Slideshow of China's brooms, mops, and chairs. The first Indy 500, accident by messy accident. Vatican shuts down "loose cannon" monastery and its pole-dancing nuns, 24-hour Bible reading marathons, and complimentary limousines. These pills aren't typically prescribed to 33-year-old writers who just happen to be curious about filling their chests with milk. Someone finally got around to banning Axe body-spray ads. Obama declared "cunning" when British Secret Service code-names him "chalaque." Photos: Homeowners brace against a rising Mississippi with homemade dams. We're hardwired for irrational hope, but it's the optimism that keeps us going. Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past could have been any different. Lessons remembered at the Oprah Gratitude Project. Starting with Catcher in the Rye, Woody Allen recommends five books that taught him about inspiration. Library of Congress creates National Jukebox to make 10,000 historically important recordings available online. [We are] acutely aware of our own mortality. Why doctors find words to replace "death." How sports commentary happens.
