27 November 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 27 Nov 2006 After Zarf establishes a bond with Bianca that leads to the kiss, an angry Bianca tells him she's a lesbian. All My Children at the forefront of transgender politics. Though other news organs remain on the fence, NBC decides Iraq is indeed in a "civil war"--and decides to start calling it just that. Funny deaths aren't so funny when they're only a few days old. Responding to an article about hip cities, New York Times journalist thinks Austin is getting overly sensitive. Almost time to drop the "cell" in "cell phone." Acid bombs are exploding in Wal-Mart--but just blame it on the kids. Sixth-graders in Juneau learn to handle guns along with pre-algebra. Creating real religious dialogue from popular cartoons. Seeing as how gold-digging is already legal, Libertarians want to decriminalize prostitution. It's getting more dangerous to be a protester in England, what with the threats to censor "offensive" slogans, but in the Philippines they'll throw you to the sharks. Ring tones are all irritating. Video: the Helsinki Complaints Choir, the Complaints Choir of Birnmingham. A gallery of Lego bands.