27 September 2010: Afternoon By The Morning News — 27 Sep 2010 "You can go to a library for 35 years and never have to do anything and then have your retirement." Library outsourcing CEO can't make friends. Through several administrations, Woodward has become president ex officio--or at least reporter in chief. Deadline today! Tell us who you wish could tweet from the beyond. Catching up with the zombies from Night of the Living Dead, many of whom are now in their 70s and 80s. Broadway grapples with what to do when star vehicles lose their stars. Related: Billie Joe to sub in as St. Jimmy on American Idiot. In "The Reluctant Father," photographer Phillip Toledano captures himself. Toledano in the TMN Galleries: Phone Sex Operators. The molecular science of citrus, or what happens when molecular gastronomy gains a social conscience. Roundup of "sperm literature" case studies that claim the fluid makes people happier and healthier. The story of Ben Franklin's royally commissioned study on mesmerism. Paris Review cracks its archives to provide 50 years of interviews. Two N.Y.C. shows for TMN's Jennifer Daniel: S.P.D. SPOTS and A.D.C. Young Guns. See also: Daniel's illustrated explanation of whether you can date your brother's wife's cousin.