28 April 2005 By The Morning News — 28 Apr 2005 New York's currently: wishing cellphones hadn't turned into portable subway stereos Death toll from train crash in Japan tops 100. Billions spent on record-breaking busts have done nothing to stop Colombian cocaine from reaching U.S. streets The fact is that you hit your husband with the rock. Spanish-English guide for street cops. House overturns ethics rule to allow DeLay to be probed. WaPo to State: The casualties in Darfur are much higher than you say! State to WaPo: Dude, whatever! Explaining "chatter" and the intelligence community's black art of sifting data. Keep New York City free of Wal-Mart. Video: Another reason not to let your keyboard player think he's the star. When some weirdo hits on you, give them a Paper Napkin address, and then wait for their message to be blogged. Calendars of babes and coffins. Boston prom DJs advised to keep it clean, or go home unpaid, though students sing the dirty lyrics anyway. MP3s: New Soft single with preview player! Also, do not mess with old ladies. IPod users advised to stay alert on the subways where gadget crime is up. Miss France fails to uphold her status by appearing in Playboy. More MP3s: N.W.A., curses only, and tons of free songs at Amazon. Jacques Pépin bids adieu to Howard Johnson's.
