28 February 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 28 Feb 2007 Stock market creeps back up as the Fed reassures us all is well. Castro calls Chavez, chats about China, communism, Cuba; read the full transcript here. Police wonder whether it's "theft to order" as two Picasso paintings go missing from granddaughter's house. PETA's leading lady didn't realize those boots were made from real sheep. Nation's oldest mobster sent up the river with an arrest record dating back to 1932. Norwegians overreact to public prayer with promises of pig feet and porcine squeals. Paris Hilton now taboo for Associated Press, "barring any major, major news." Hairy women: Skip shaving and enjoy nice cup of spearmint tea instead. Let me tell you what food the veggies I spoke to hate more than any other: aubergine. A chef's advice on living with a non-meat eater. In the end, the Virgin Mary nugget tray stayed with the cafeteria worker. Though the PTA did get visiting rights on weekends.
