28 February 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 28 Feb 2011 E.U. agrees to sanctions against Libya; France wants to lead charge to redeem foreign policy credentials. I have done nothing illegal, nothing wrong. French foreign minister resigns over questionable ties to Tunisian business interests. Three hundred arrested in wake of Iraq's "Day of Rage," aimed at reform, not revolution. Tunisia's interim prime minister, longtime ally of deposed leader Ben Ali, forced from office. Jeremy Bernard becomes first man to fill role of White House social secretary. Intern hero of Tucson shooting gives second-by-second account. Chart: Child brides in south Asia and sub-Saharan Africa. Simultaneous sign language at science conference already difficult without "epidural electrocorticography." Amazon's Kindle predicted to be given away free by November 2011. In awe of the Pilot Precise V5 rolling-ball extra-fine pen--"classy but not rich." Like all great cops, Sergeant Martinez is a sneaky fucker. He's also a master of inflection and narrative voice. Art of writing great police reports. The rooster crows in one week; before then, get a free ToB notebook with any purchase from Field Notes (coupon code: Rooster). Airplane wings, Radio Shack catalogs, and small town noir now available in the Museum of Online Museums. Michael Albo investigates curious culture of porn studio "mopes"--"movie-extra subspecies often tinged with maladjustment." See also: GQ's quickly available Charlie Sheen profile. See also: GQ oldie but goodie: Crime novelist James Ellroy investigates his mother's murder.