28 May 2009: Morning
By The Morning News
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U.N. Human Rights Council decides allegedly horrific Sri Lankan camps warrant no investigation.
Never read about Hitler on the bus. Conclusions after a year of reading books about Nazis.
German scholars struggle with the implications of Google Books, issue complaints into the ether.
Germany's Donald Duck is politically active, quotes Goethe, and is more popular than Mickey.
An unforeseen recession side effect: rampant misuse of Shakespeare quotations.
How are you coping with the recession? Tell us for this month's "Of Recent Note" on TMN.
Construction begins on Abu Dhabi's massive Louvre, which dedicates more space to plazas, canals, and alleyways than galleries.
If the zoo seems an unlikely site of socialist ideology that's because it has come to be an unlikely home for any value but the conservation of wildlife.
Breakaway sprints will not be allowed. French prisoners compete in their own Tour de France, cycling the entire 1,400-mile course.
Video: Jobless Stanford students experiment with commuters' emotions during rush hour.
Russian scientist theorizes that an alien UFO deliberately crashed into a meteorite to save Earth a century ago.
Cancer-fighting drugs that erase fingerprints may elicit problems at immigration.
Even with research restrictions lifted, stem cell gains are far in the future, so keep jogging.