28 November 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 28 Nov 2007 Mideast peace talks are also excellent photo ops. Signs of peace in Baghdad: Cabbies can again drive without fear of death. "On my honor I will try to serve Allah and my country, to help people and live by the Girl Scout law." Young Muslims join the Scouts--not to Americanize, but to make s'mores. Climate change report from the U.N. warns that progress in the third world will reverse due to increased droughts and flooding. Under criticism from almost everyone, RJ Reynolds will cease print advertising temporarily. Greenpeace responds to the rogue clicker forcing them to name their new whale "Mr. Splashy Pants." U.S. Mint announces the conclusion of state quarters, deeming them "a remarkable success." Amy Winehouse can't go on without her husband, cancels 16 remaining tour dates. Video: The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra whittles its instruments out of produce, then plays a concert. Awkward mugger steals baked goods, asks victim to call cops. Boston police are conducting warrant-free gun searches, and the searchees are all for it. "Don't forget to remind these wireheads how they are responsible for everything good that's happened to the economy in the past 15 years." For politicians, how to win over the Google audience. I remember when the hardware store was run by an old cranky guy... he went out of business and now we go to the big discount store and it's a lot more fun.
