29 April 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: dreaming of 'the country' (i.e., Connecticut)
Middle East Deal: Arafat will be released, six wanted Palestinians will go to prison.
Brooklyn home for the mental ill once dubbed 'The New Warehouse for the Insane' by the state, found by the Times to be hell despite state's irony, inspections, and funding.
U.S. and Russia make progress on nuclear arms agreement; U.S. insists on hoarding warheads in case relationship changes.
An introduction to China's vice-president and soon-to-be leader Hu Jintao who recently visited the U.S.
Progressive Saudi Crown Prince asked that women be barred from air traffic control when he traveled to Texas, fearing 'deadly vagina rays.'
Attention men: Underground hair vault opens today to store your bangs until you need them.
David Remnick keeps his job at the New Yorker by combining the best of all previous editors; Observer's Kaplan snips, snipes.
Yes ladies, what you've always dreamed of: ABC begins casting for Bachelorette.
New luxury gyms will do everything for you except wash you down.
Charles Dickens: The first celebrity.
Details of Nigerian Letter Scam, an email con that stole $20 million.
Whalelane: a new journal of writing, visuals, and hybrids.