29 August 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: struggling to keep its umbrellas open
Juries in Detroit and Seattle charge six men as members of terrorist 'sleeper cells' in the U.S.
Major League Baseball strike deadline is midnight tonight. If terms are unresolved between players and owners, will be ninth work stoppage in MLB since 1972.
MIT steals image of comic-book character for U.S. Army grant proposal, proving that dorks always get busted.
'Weapons of mass destruction': what are they, exactly?
South Korean airline refuses flight to Dalai Lama.
Baylor University suspends fraternity because some of its members appeared in Playboy magazine. Fully clothed.
An overview of broadband, telecommunications, and the U.S. economy. And the reasons, in the most grand sense imaginable, that I can't get DSL in my apartment building.
Apple's Newton regaining popularity. New plug-ins, hacks extend its capabilities. Related: from the Simpsons Archive: 'Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin.' [Dolph writes 'Beat up Martin' which the Newton translates as 'Eat up Martha'] Bah! [throws Newton]
'Look At Me' updates with new (and very old) photos.
Marc Needham needs a new tattoo. He's calling on you to provide the design. Things he likes: 'England, Cats, Cycling, Computers, Stuff'
