29 November 2005 By The Morning News — 29 Nov 2005 New York's currently: accepting the terms and conditions of this transaction Evidence shows Shiite militias within the Iraqi police force are murdering Sunni civilians. Representative Randy Cunningham resigns after confessing to tax evasion, accepting $2.4 million in bribes. In addition to the cash and a Rolls Royce, Cunningham also received "a 19th-century Louis-Philippe commode." Stop the presses: Not a toilet. In Hussein trial, the former dictator complains about having to use the stairs and carry his Koran in manacles. Later, he writes a poem. Canada set for new elections after Liberal Party defeated in a vote of no-confidence. New sound-annoyance device that affects only those under 20 could be the most effective anti-loitering method ever. Al-Jazeera wants to sue George Bush for threatening to bomb their headquarters. Video: Commercials by David Lynch, including a Twin Peaks coffee serial. Men aged over 50 are allowed seven centimeters of upper hair to cover balding. North Korea campaigns against long hair. Different-sized needles are needed to administer drugs to different-sized people. Everybody agrees that cutting off terrorists' bank accounts is a good idea, but even now nobody can agree who's supposed to do it. Ten cookbooks you'll want, and a few more you won't. Girl with peanut allergy dies of anaphylactic shock after kissing boyfriend. Albanians tired of police inaction over car jackings take the law into their own hands. New tax legislation means songwriters can finally make real wages from their work. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: Jazz is allowed, punk is too, so where's the rap? Gastroenterologists want to study what goes on inside competitive eaters. Many ways you can trick your body into doing what you want it to do. Photo: Not the kind of message you want to happen across. Let them sing it for you.
