29 November 2006: Morning By The Morning News — 29 Nov 2006 Leaked memo from Bush's national security adviser cites lack of confidence in Prime Minister Maliki's ability to stem violence in Iraq. (Text of the memo here.) In upcoming confab with Maliki, Bush will alternate shoulder to cry on with headlocks. Some see the talk of blame as the beginning of the end of U.S. involvement. Forget that we invaded them--many Americans say Iraq is the cause of its own problems. Artist wants her watercolors back from the Auschwitz museum. Michael Richards defends anti-Semitic remarks from April by saying he's Jewish, except he's not. Man fakes his own pregnancy, raises employer's suspicions. Under new budget proposal, more than 20 New York hospitals could close in the next year, with dozens more shrinking or merging. Many now wondering why pregnant women shouldn't go ahead and belly up to the bar. European officials accused of obstructing investigation into secret CIA prisons. U.N. warns of millions of tons of e-waste being dumped, mostly in Africa. Anyone interested in growing their own loofa? Russia's finding it harder fill cosmonaut boots, even turning to women. Book your flights now: Stockholm's ABBA museum opens in T-minus two years. Different companies are using the same stock photos and no one seems to mind. Murder MySpace Wrote.
