29 October 2009: Morning By The Morning News — 29 Oct 2009 Ahmadinejad appears set to sign an I.A.E.A. proposal to ship its enriched uranium abroad. China faces its own health care woes; the nation's reformed care still leaves citizens depleted. U.N. torture expert turned away at Zimbabwe border, despite an invitation from its prime minister. Video: Man caught trying to smuggle snakes through customs by taping them to his body. Lying and cheating. There's nothing better. Gore Vidal on American values, Roman Polanski, the Clintons, and more. Philosophy has become nothing more than a study in writing book reports. MFA programs as analyzed by their website banner pictures. Contract law goes to infinity and beyond, sometimes claiming rights "throughout the universe." Stage prompters are alive and well on (and off) Broadway. If hosts are a dying breed it becomes a social responsibility to carry on. Foodies look for the disappearing dinner party. On the "Hey Jude" flowchart, all roads lead to "Na."