3 April 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 03 Apr 2007 President Bush warns Congress that holding up Iraq War funding means problems for troops as soon as mid-April. A day after a tsunami hit the Solomon Islands, a humanitarian crisis seems to be impending. Remember when we invaded Iraq because they sold uranium to Niger? The Washington Post does. New Mexico approves medical marijuana use; Arizona keeps 27-year-old TB patient involuntarily quarantined. Italy to scrap reality television next season; U.K. to put Iraq war drama on hold. France tries to beat Japanese train speed record, gets real close, celebrates anyway. Publicly predict a lot of hurricanes, even if you were wrong last year, and you're AP wire gold. Op: American kids are smart to get their Holocaust history from South Park. Take your colorblind friend with you next time you go hunting for bugs. Barbara Ehrenreich dates the start of western malaise to 1617's missing street fair. Jamba Juice majorly confused about their dairy. Szmolinsky said he suspected Robert I and his fellow bunnies had been eaten by top officials. Rabbit-breeder vows no more sales to North Korea. Exceptional cruelty to peeps documented, exceptional cuteness of Knut, the Berlin Zoo's polar bear cub, too.
